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Yo, I’m Dakota. The prophecy I was given at the age of 10 says that I am fated to die by my own hand, so I’m making sure the bitch who kills me is one worthy of taking my life. Please join me on my quest.

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Dakota study guide (there is a test later)

I use she/her and he/him pronouns (no they/them plz!) I’m 18, half Puerto Rican, and a triple A battery (Autsitic, ADHD, Asexual. Diagnosed on those first two, idk if a doctor would diagnose me with asexual lmao) i don’t really use tone tags (I am a 70 year old woman at heart) but if you need them lmk and I’ll do my best! The only thing like a “DNI” list I have is if you are a nihilist then I’d really prefer if you didn’t talk to me. At least learn the difference between nihilism and absurdism, and don’t call yourself the former if you mean the latter!!! Absurdism is actually cool, unlike nihilism!!! Rah!!! Anyways…

Fun Dakota fact

I’m a silly little poet at heart, honestly. I’m going to college for scriptwriting and creative writing! It’s a dream of mine to write for a show or a movie someday. I have work posted on AO3, if you ever read it and like it please let me know! Maybe I’ll even finish stuff one day…For real, comments and kudos always makes my whole week. Now on to the brainrot:

Stuff I can talk ur ear off about (in no particular order)

-Disco Elysium
-South Park (sorry)
-MCR
-Danganronpa
-EMH
-The Catcher in the Rye (lots of other literature too shoot me a message if u need help with a book report lmao)
-JJBA
-the first Saw movie and only the first Saw movie
-Fall Out Boy
-Polar bear cafe
-Cookie run
-Fight club
-One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
-Philosophy and ethics (absurdism specially that stuff is fun)
-Earthbound/mother 3
-Jerma
-IASIP
-Cats the musical (NOT the movie)
-Parappa the Rapper
- Oneyplays (also sorry)
-Vampires and Werewolves, love those things I won’t shut up about em
-Phineas and Ferb
-The Bible (specifically John Milton’s self insert Bible fanfic, but I got hyperfixated on it and just ended up vibing with The Bible in general. I promise it’s got some pretty dope parts and Jesus is like, canonically trans.)If u ever wanna discuss any of these with me, I am so down. I have a lot of opinions

Ships n shidd

I’m not really a “multishipper” so if I don’t post about it I probably don’t like it that much lol. Some ships I do like are Style, Creek, Candy, KimHarry, Tuggoffelees, Chainshipping, Wildchip, Chartress, and Macdennis!Uhhh last thing DM me if u got issues I’ll gladly talk it out, or argue with you, whatever u want

• A poem

The Kiss

Your lips taste like blood.
It’s because you never stop biting at them, I know.
When we’re sitting here, in your cluttered excuse for a bedroom, I can see the way you’ve mangled them;
The thin layers of skin you unevenly tear at until something breaks, and we both get to taste copper.
Look at me, it’s not like I’m much better. Leave me out in the cold for twenty minutes and see how I crack open, blood flowing around my bottom lip like the map of some Great Lake.
They say your body is a temple. What does that say about us?
Kiss me again, I don’t care about the aftertaste.